267. Breaking Dawn pt.1: “She’s a fake Virgo.”

Acofae Podcast Presents: Breaking Dawn pt.1: “She’s a fake Virgo.”

It's hoa hoa hoa season and ACOFAE is running out of Twilight movies to watch. In the 2026, Laura Marie and Jessica Marie are tackling Breaking Dawn pt1, and wow the logistics have Laura Marie feeling a kind of way. It wouldn't be the season of ACOFAE wasn't praising movie Charlie and firmly standing behind him as the only movie character with any sense. A wedding, a travel day?, a broken bed, and feathers are the start of a nightmare? that ends with birth, death, and rebirth. A movie that was a time, a place, a vibe, a feeling, join ACOFAE as they watch with fully developed lobes and simply determine that this could be a lot easier if all three of the main characters just went to Paris.